You don’t order off a menu; you just wait to see the ripples from her paddle and hear the sound of her heavily-accented voice.

“Skew-meee!! Buy some-teeen?”

Don’t try to duck under the window. She already saw you. And you know you want those Oreos anyway.

Vietnamese room service: it’s like a drive-thru, except they come to you, and you get to negotiate the price. So basically, it’s the best thing ever.

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